That ain't baller shit to me - Dave Chapelle

2006-12-09T10:12:00.000+08:00

SSSSUP, y'all. Haven't posted in ages, man. Haven't done anything much these few days. I went to CHIJMES for drink or two 2 nights ago. The live music there is absolutely amazing. Douglas O is some pretty serious shit, man. He's good. Before that, we went to Marche and damn, that shit be good. I love that lamb shoulder. That thing is just a flippin' chunk of meat sent down by angels, man. And the Rosti is just insane stuff. Lotsa stupid things were said there.

Number 1

Yong Beng: Hey, is this a mushroom? *sticks fork into mushroom-like object*/
Nick: No, don't be funny. It's a damn onion, man. The whole damn thang.
Yong Beng: Eww, I hate onions. Especially when it's whole. *pulls off onion and sticks fork into the next mushroom-like object that is a little darker and shoves it into mouth*
Nick: WHAT ON EARTH.....? That's another bloody onion, ya crazy ass. Why you go do that for?
Yong Beng: Shit, it looked super like a mushroom so I assumed it was and asked no further questions and put it in my mouth.
Nick: ......................... - -" Good one, Yong Beng.

Number 2

Ping: Hey, Beng. How would you pronounce 'F-L-Y'?
Beng: Flai.
Ping: 'F-L-E-W'?
Beng: Floo.
Ping: 'F-L-O-W'?
Beng: Flohw
Ping: 'F-L-O-W-E-R'?
Beng: Flo-wer
Nick: My goodness. - -" Good job, Beng.

I seriously have no comments on that dinner. The pasta was really good, though.

Anyway, I hung out with Zheng Ning 2 days ago and it was really fun. We played Basketball, Pokemon cards and then we went to grab a bite at Swensen's. It was pretty cool how we could talk for nearly 6 hours straight. It was awesome having you over and you're welcome any time. ^^ My door's always open for ya.

Haven't gone out with my classmates in a really long time now. Kinda miss chillin' with em. Well, Nate and Gabe were both away. Gabe's back now, though. It was really nice of him to buy me this Dim Sum shirt thing from Hong Kong. I guess he knows how much I love Dim Sum. Oh, we went to the Night Safari last night, Yong Ping, Thanin and I. It was kinda fun, actually, to my surprise. The fire dance was cool to the max, man. The girl was really skilful with that fire stick thing. The guys were really, really funny. We walked the 3 trails and it was really cool. Then, we went for supper at Al-Ameen. The stingray was like, this big --------> () <--------- That oval times like 680 times. Frikkin' big until cannot already. Crazy shit. It was so big that it looked like a monster covered in chilli. That makes him a hot-tempered monster. Get it? HOT-tempered? Cuz chilli is hot, right? Therefore, him being covered in that shit makes him a HOT-tempered monster. HAHAHAHAHHA. Shut up, Nick. Anyway, we got home and watched TV thru the wee hours of the morning. I don't know why I didn't feel tired. It was really weird. Hmm. HOW ABOUT I TOOK A BLOODY 5 HOUR NAP IN THE AFTERNOON?!?!?! - -" I haven't slept yet, actually. I was watching 'Bad Boys 2' on AXN just now. Love Martin Lawrence. He's the funniest shit ever! Anyway, this post is really long alrdy. I'll post another one soon. Later.

2006-12-01T23:55:00.000+08:00

Hey, you guys. I'm blogging for the first time since the last time I blogged. I've been chillin' out quite a lot. Been hanging out with Dan and Cal quite a bit lately. In fact, we just went out today. Haha. We went to Dan's place to hang out. Played some ball and then went for a swim. We went out for dinner with Dan's family at Holland V. Lol, been going there pretty often. We ate at Jade Kitchen. That stuff is absolutely amazing. I can still taste that baby dragon meat in my mouth. YYYYYYYYYYYUUUUMMMMMYYY!! We separated after dinner and walked around Holland V. Now I'm home, chatting on Messenger, getting ready to play Gun Bound with my lil brother. That shit is fun, yo. You guys should start playing that shit again, man. Hmm.. Seems like there's nothing to blog about nowadays.. Haha.. Most of the stuff is only funny when we're talking in person. Heh heh. I realized that King Albert Park's McDonalds is a really cool place to just hang out cuz you see lotsa funny shit going on there. I used to hate that place but it's growing on me cuz of some funny incidents. Hanging out there with my Basketball seniors is SUPER fun! Haha. Damn, I need to get new sneakers, man. My ECKOs are falling apart, man. Can't wait to go shopping. Gonna get so much stuff. A cap, shoes, jerseys, pants, the works. I think I hafta start changing my dress code. Lotsa ppl don't like the way I dress. But I don't know. Oh, well. It's time for Gun Bound. Later.

2006-11-20T00:29:00.000+08:00

Hey, what's up, people? I went out with Calcium and Dan today. We went to Suntec City for the motorshow. It was kinda disappointing actually. But there was pretty wicked cars there - Lamborghini and Ferrari. Those few were amazing.... Anyway, we stayed there for nearly 2 hours or something and went to The Body Shop where we started spraying stuff all over each other. Lol. I think the employees got pretty mad. Lol. Before we left the shop, we all took a big sniff and walked out laughing. We walked over to Marina Square and ate Subway. Man, that shit is so good. It's frikkin underrated, man. Seriously. I got the Italian B.M.T and it was absolutely amazing. Oh, yea. Before dinner we went to Peninsula Plaza to look for some jerseys and stuff but then we accidentally stumbled upon a few toy shops. These weren't your regular toy shops. They sold like really, really vintage stuff. Toys that came out when we was still little kids. The shops were incredible. We saw loadsa toys that we wanted to get. Especially Calcium who went nuts after seeing a Michael Jordan figurine.... Dan bought like, an Alien VS Predator thing. Cool stuff. Anyway, I'm really tired now. G'night.

2006-11-19T00:55:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to the most incredible girl in the world - Eva Green. She is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen. Everything about her drives me insane. Her eyes are the most incredible things I've ever seen. Her long black hair, wavy yet silky. And her lips the most luscious ones I've ever laid my eyes on. Her smile of cherubic innocence. Her soft, slender limbs seducing me as her curvaceous body is wrapped in black cloth. She truly is a work of art, a goddess if you must call it. Ever since the tender age of 11, girls meant more to me than just ordinary things. To me, girls were tiny bits of heaven. But now I realize that sometimes chunks of heaven would come by too. Eva Green is the most seraphic girl I have seen in my entire life. Whenever I see this picture of her, I feel a gush of warmth rush through my body. My knees would go weak. What can I say? She's just..... amazing. No other word can describe her.

2006-11-15T23:27:00.000+08:00

Hello, everybody, it's time for space jam. - . -" Lol. Sorry. Eh... Today was pretty fun. I went to play Basketball at Henderson Secondary School for some tournament thingy. We did pretty aite considering we only had 5 players and had to go up against teams that had like, what, 15 people? Lol. We lost the first game, though. I succumbed to fatigue as both my calf muscles cramped up. I played pretty shitty after that. We went off to Plaza Singapura afterwards. Before that, I almost sank into quicksand. That was pretty scary, I must say. Elden wanted to go into the cab without changing - he was tryna murder us with his fragrance. We keep telling him to lay off the Thai Fragrance brand and change to Umbrella or something but nooooo, he one stubborn boy. He wants to continue eating Thai Fragrance. Okay, we're cool with that just don't hang out with us anymore. LOL. I'm just kidding. Anyway, moving on... Jerome almost fell outta the MRT cuz he was leaning on the door. I don't understand that boy. There are signs that clearly say the doors are dangerous but Jerome just won't listen. Upon seeing Jerome almost meeting his demise, Elden yells at the top of his lungs and gets the whole cabin's attention. He enjoys leaving impressions on strangers. Weird boy he is. We finally reach PS and under my careful guidance, we arrived at our desired restaurant safely - Carl's Jr. Elden, being the eccentric kid that he is, made a rather unorthodox entrance into the restaurant. Five seconds after finding seats, he drops a chair on the floor and once again getting the public's attention. I guess he likes making a grand entrance. Lol. Okay, so we go order our food and I ask the guy who takes the order, "Hmm. I'd like the vegetarian's worst nightmare, please.' He was all, "You must be referring to our Pastrami Burger. The burger whose name is hard to pronounce but easy to eat." I replied, "Yessir, I would like that very much. Thank you." I must say that their burgers are pretty enormous. An 80kg monster such as myself had a hard time finishing up the burger. As a matter of fact, I didnt finish my burger. I guess it's kinda worth that 11 bucks I payed. After eating, we went home and had a really funny chat on the way home. I'd like to tell you the content of our conversation but I wouldn't wanna jeopardize anybody's life. Okay, that was about what I did in a nutshell. Now I'm home, studying for my last paper, Physics. I hope things turn out well and that I get promoted to Year 4. Well, I gotta go study for my paper now. Later.

2006-11-09T10:43:00.000+08:00

Hey, everybody. Sorry for not posting regularly. Anyway, my friends and I went to watch a movie and had dinner afterwards. We watched 'The Covenant' and it wasn't as bad as ppl claimed it to be. But I must say that the ending was really abrupt. That was probably only the only bad part of the movie besides the long beginning. The storyline was aite, graphic was not too shabby and the characters were all cool. I wouldn't exactly say the movie was spectacular but I would say it's worth watching if you like supernatural flicks. After the movie, we went to eat at Food Republic. Nate Dawg and I got Mee Pok and I tricked the cashier of the stall into believing that I was HongKongnese. Lol. Lemme quote what I said. "Hello, this is my first time in Singapore. Pretty nice place it is." She bought it like.... Uh..... She bought it like.... She just bought it. - . -" Lol. After dinner, we walked around Orchard just hanging out. We decided to go to the arcade at Cineleisure to play a lil bit of Air Hockey. I must say that Bak Kut Tay and I are some pretty serious shit when we team up. We brutally owned Jay Chou and Leon Lai 19 - 5
We challenged our friends and we lost because Gabemeister threw a puck that we hit outta the table straight into our goal. Cuz of that, our winning streak came to an abrupt halt. I took it pretty well, but Bak Kut Tay is quite a competitor. He wanted to play a few more games to provd our worth. I was down with that so we played a few more games and we won 2 outta the next 3 games. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. - . -" After that, we went home cuz it was getting pretty late and eight 15 year olds can't really do much at Orchard at 10.30pm. Lol. Later, guys.

2006-11-01T00:25:00.000+08:00

Hello, everybody. I can't take it anymore. I gotta get this load off my chest. There's something I've always wanted to tell you guys. I never dared to reveal this deepest, darkest secret of mine. But I've come to realize that it's better if I tell you guys. The thing is......... I really, really, really, like Dim Sum AND I can speak 3 full lines of Cantonese. I bet you guys never would've thought of me as a Dim Sum-eating, Cantonese-speaking boy but the truth is..... I am a Dim Sum-eating, Cantonese-speaking boy. These are my favourite Dim Sum.

1) Haggao/Hakkao (shrimp inside membrane-like membrane. i'm guessing it's partially-permeable because it looks like it is.)

2)Siew Mai (very simple yet tantalizing chunk of meat with small baby carrot-like things on the top. damn, this shit is good.)

3)Xiao Long Bao (i'm guessing it's baby dragon meat inside - therefore the name. also, much delectable soupy liquid can be found within this vessel which also seems like it has a partially-permeabl outer layer because we dip these meaty balls of delight into vinegar. so, with the partially-permeable membrane-like membrane, the vinegar can make its way safely to the core of the ball where the baby dragon meat lingers with utmost loneliness.)

4) Fung Jow (chicken feet in mouthwatering sauce which is red and yummy to the tummy. chicken feet never looked better. goes very well with peanut butter.)

Yes, those certainly are the 4 food wonders, I must say. Now for the most powerful use of Cantonese.

1)Mm Gao Pang Yao (i must say that this is my all-time favourite phrase. it means Bu Gou Peng You which after translated into English, the language we are very familiar with, means 'not enough a friend, man. one day you will find toe nails full of fungus in your cereal, eat it, and then die of constipation in 30 weeks if you're lucky but if not, you will die instantaneously'. Yes, that's what it means in English.)

2) Ngor wei yong lik chap xu tiu song lei gor si fat (this means, "I will use a great amount of force and shove french fries up your buttock. I must say that I am also fond of this sentence to a certain extent.)

3)Kam la seng seng zou zou ah (this... haha... i seriously don't know. but i still enjoy using this cuz it sounds dumb and i like it.)

Well, that's about it, everybody! Hope you had a good time reading this! Later.

PS: Concentration Camp STILL rules!!!!!!!! ^^

2006-10-28T19:16:00.000+08:00

Hey, everybody. Haven't posted in a long time. Yep, that's cuz I'm in Concentration Camp. Mm hmm. People say CC sucks, I say CC is pwnage. I must admit that I was pretty bummed out about it but after spending 2 days at the camp, I must say that it is actually kinda enjoyable. Though the whole thing lasts for 13 hours, we spend like, only 6 hours doing work. The rest of the time isn't that bad either. We have loadsa breaks, fun at the P.E period, hell, we even have fun during the self-study time! Lol. We get to use our mp3 players, talk to each other.. Uh, I meant 'discuss' about work. Heh heh. Also, our teacher is really, really, really funny and he makes the whole study time enjoyable. Also, my classmates who are with me are frikkin comedians. Lol. Oh, yea. To be honest, when I was enrolled into the CC, I wasn't afraid of the re-tests and shit like that, I was more afraid of starving. I mean, I'm a growing boy and I need my nourishments, man. How was the CC gonna cover me on that one? Boy, was I ever mistaken. The CC food is of good quality and of large quantity. Sadly, because I don't worry about the food part anymore, I now hafta deal with the stress of the re-tests. Lol. So if you guys are like telling me that CC sucks, that is a misled judgment that I'd hafta challenge cuz how I see it, $290 for CC is a small price to pay for awesome bonding with friends and for a second chance to change our lives - cuz we failed our finals. LOL! :P Anyway, that's about it for CC. Now, time to move on to my social life!

Okay, since the finals ended, my friends and I have been doing some serious hanging out. We've watched like almost every PG movie that can be watched, craved for some NC16 violence and gorey movies but sadly, were unable to watch any. Lol. That's not the point. The point is, we've bonded like nuts and I feel that we're getting a lot closer. That's a good thing. Heh heh. I feel really happy that we get to stick to the same class next year. Lol. Oh, and our new teacher is awesome. Woohoo. Next year's gonna be quick and awesome. I like. Loadsa funny shit happened during this period of time but I cannot reveal what they are because the lives of innocent people may be jeopardized. Heh heh. Anyway, YongKs, Nate Dawg, Gabemeister, Sam the Bam Bam and I hung out yesterday and we had a helluva time! Woohoo. Swimming at my crib was awesome. Way funner than the last time. Lol. We played lotsa stupid games and did loadsa stupid things but it was really fun. Haha. We had lunch at Lido and damn, I must say that I underrated Subway. I always thought it was like overpriced food which didn't taste good but I made a grave error cuz I must say that Subway is some serious shit. Heh heh. After lunch we went to watch the movie we were all dying to watch - Dead or Alive. I must say that there wasn't really any plot. Lol. But the degree of hotness in the movie really made up for that. How about Natassia Malthe, one of my all-time favourite actresses was in that movie?!?! In case you peeps didn't know, she also starred in 'Elektra' as Typhoid - Lady of Death. WOOHOO!! Pure ownage. Oh, yea. Holly Valance and Sarah Carter were also some serious shit. But I must say that Jaime Pressley was the cutest thing in the movie. AND that Donovan dude was really, really unbelievable useless. Without them glasses he's like, useless to the max. But the dumbest thing was definitely the fact that althought Mr. Damn Smart knew that he was useless without the glasses, he didn't even put a strap on it like people with common sense do if their glasses were that important to em. Lol. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Donovan wanted to be unique and did NOT use straps. Well, serves him right that he got his neck injected with Princess Kasumi's paralysis needle. Lol. Anyway, I think this post should suffice for a few days. Later, guys.

2006-10-19T23:36:00.000+08:00

Hey, everybody. Okay, it's official. I got myself a direct ticket into Concentration Camp. Sure, I'm bummed out a little but it's kinda like, a good thing for me. I mean, I don't do any studying at home so I guess being at school will motivate me a lil bit. But what I'm really mad about is the fact that I could be doing so much during that 2 weeks which I'll be in the study camp. But whatever, right? Heh heh. Just enjoy as much as I can now. I'm going to watch a movie tomorrow! We're watching "Deathnote"!! Woohoo. The comic is amazing. Anyway, I'm watching my WWE now so I'll be off. Later.

2006-10-16T22:20:00.000+08:00

alright. i cant take it anymore.
vera sexy shaw just keep forcing me to blog a nice post.
so there.

im talking to vera again and i swear she has an ultra big ego
cute in some ways huh :D

check these out

Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Wanna work where all them chicks be.
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Heh heh. Orchard, Suntec.
verashaw says:
HAHAAHAHAH
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Woohoo.
verashaw says:
wahlao eh you
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
What?
verashaw says:
tsk tsk. WORK IN MY HSE LA
verashaw says:
EVERYDAY CAN SEE ME (:
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Omg. Ego to maximus
verashaw says:
HELLO. COLD HARD FACT
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
But if you're serious, work as what?
verashaw says:
ERRR. MALE STRIPPER FOR MY DOG (:
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
WHAT?!?!
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
NO
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
I don't mind being like, eh, the cook!!
verashaw says:
I DONT WANNA DIE OF FOOD POISONING
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
I whip a mean sunnyside-up egg.
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Hey.
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
I put my heart and soul into the eggs I cook, okay?
verashaw says:
HAHAHA PLEASE DONT
verashaw says:
ILL DIE
verashaw says:
CORONARY HEART DISEASE
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Okay. I don't wanna work for you anymore.
verashaw says:
WHYYYY
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Cuz you're a meanie and I might hafta call the cops on you for mistreating me.
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
I'll call NTUC and everything
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Tell em my employer is being nasty.
verashaw says:
I BET THEY SIDE ME
verashaw says:
I MESMERISE THEM
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Pish tosh.
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
I own them with my kickass, uh, shoes!
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Once they see it, I'm callin the shots.
verashaw says:
please?!
verashaw says:
hahah
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Hey, my shoes are fly, aite?
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Ecko Unlmtd
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
WOOHOO
verashaw says:
my shoes are flyer
verashaw says:
cause they're on me (:
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
What?
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Bata?
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
- . -" My goodness. Your ego is insanely big.
verashaw says:
BATA YOUR HEAD LA
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
HAHAHAHA
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Bata is your friend.
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:
Your best friend some more, ar.
verashaw says:
HUH REALLY AH!
verashaw says:
ITS YOUR WIFE LEH

verashaw says:IM YOUR ECSTACY
Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:Yes, if it makes you happy.

anyhow, i was telling her about the ben and jerry's joke. but bloody hell? she said it wasn funny!
I SWEAR IT IS AIGHT!
verashaw! -stares

Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:You're my 3rd bestest friend, Vera!!!Nick - I LOVE VERA SHAW!! SHE'S MY BUDDY!! says:Cuz Ben & Jerry are my first and second!

not funny meh?
you know, i so wanna pick vera up :D

2006-10-16T21:45:00.000+08:00

Hey, everybody. It's Nick, again! Woohoo. Just got back from swimming about an hour ago. Before that, I was working out like crazy, man. I feel strong and weak simultaneously. I almost got a cramp in the pool which could have led to my death if my friend Jerome wasn't there too save me. Anyway, I've been dieting a lil bit and I lost 2kgs!! What, boy, what? I'm telling you guys, man. When The Nickmeister™ makes his mind to do something, he'll definitely stand for his beliefs. He's a like a mountain that cannot be shaken, won't bow down to anybody. In other words, yes, The Nickmeister kinda owns. Besides working my butt off the whole day, I was playing ball the whole time at skool, too. Like, seriously, man. I didn't attend a single lesson today. People were telling me that there were extra recesses so, yea. And in the end, I almost got screwed by a teacher. Oh. That reminds me. I owe the library 2 books which are overdue by lemme see... 2 months? The fine isn't that high. Just FRIKKIN 7 BUCKS?!?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!? HOW ON EARTH CAN A LIBRARY CHARGE ME 7 BUCKS FOR BEING LATE BY ONLY 2 MONTHS? That's not even considered long. I'd say 2 and a 1/2 months is long but 2 months? Geez. Sigh. Never mind. Anyway, I seriously have nothing else to talk about. Later, you guys. Peace.

2006-10-15T21:56:00.000+08:00

Hello, everybody. I just want all of you guys to know that I was entirely not involved with the last post. Lol. This post is mine. Okay, Vera Shaw is my chum, pal, friend, bossom buddy and my fellow VivoCity-loving girl. She's REALLY, REALLY pretty and has REALLY good fashion sense. You can see her shoving her face with fudge in the picture. Very adorable, yes, I know. She's also sweet and funny - sometimes. =) I'm just messing witchu, Vera. You're amazing, aite? Heh heh. Anyway, Vera's drawing is really, really good as you can on the top righthand corner of this post. It's supposedly a Zhu Long but I think it's a pig on a stick or something. Nevertheless, it is an awesome work of art which nobody else could've achieved in a million years. Anyway, Vera and I met in a very unorthodox manner. She text me at 6 in the morning one day because she found a stranger number in her phonebook. We introduced ourselves and became good friends. Anyway, we hafta go chill at VivoCity some time and have Ben & Jerry's! I would really, really like that. Haven't seen you in years, eh? Anyway, That's all I gots to say about ya. Later.

2006-10-15T21:49:00.000+08:00

I SWEAR VERA IS TH HOTTEST GIRL EVER.

and i love her many many (:

2006-10-14T22:27:00.000+08:00

Hey, everybody. How are you guys?? Having a kickass time after the finals, I'm sure. I wanna say thanks to those who have been coming to my blog to ask me to post more. Very nice of you guys. Cept' for you, Dan. You're just weird. Lol. I'm just messing witchu. I know I may come down pretty harsh on you sometimes but it's for your own good. Keep telling yourself that. =)
Anyway, been having loadsa fun recently. Here's the 411.

1) Right after school on Wednesday, Gabemeister, Nate Dawg, Leon Lai, Paul, Sam the Bam Bam and myself went to Carl's Junior for lunch. Man, they sell some bigass burgers there. I was feeling hungry so I bought myself a pretty big burger. But I overestimated my eating powers and underestimated the powers of the Vegetarian's Worst Nightmare. Yes, I ALMOST couldn't finish it. But luckily, with faith and courage, I managed to win Carl's Junior's pawn, The Famous Star. I know he'll be on the lookout to take revenge on me but I don't care. BRING IT, CARL!!! I'll make sure I brutally own you just like I did that day. Lemme tell this to your face, Carl. You ain't got shit on the Nickmeister and company. We own you flat. Don't think your genetically mutated burgers can defeat us. We are the Wildlife Warriors, loyal to the late Steve Irwin, and we're ready to take you on any day. Okay, after eating, we went to watch a movie, "Scoop". It was aite but there was no climax. That made the movie really boring. But Scarlett Johanson made up for that. Heh heh. Actually, the only reason we went to watch it was to watch her. Heh heh. Okay, after the movie we were fresh outta ideas so we went home.

2) The next day, Gabemeister, Nate Dawg and The King came over to my place to go swimming for a bit. It was kinda fun but kinda boring, too. The King was whining the whole time. Geez. We washed up and went out. We watched "Talladega Nights". This was way better than "Scoop" for me cuz it was pretty funny. The plot was kinda predictable, though. Okay, then, we went to meet up with Sam the Bam Bam and went to buy me some guitar strings at Davis Guitar. Then, we walked around for a bit and split cuz Sam and I had to attend an Art dinner. That was really cool. The people at Art are such nice people. I don't regret joining it the least bit. We were playing soccer, basketball, annoying each other and stuff. Awesome night that was.

3) Today, Gabemeister and I went to VivoCity. Lol. That place is like, flippin' the size of Singapore. - . -" It's so frikkin huge. Heh heh. There were some pretty creepy people there, too. I won't say anything about that. Anyway, I found some really cool t-shirts at Nautica and The Gap. I love those brands like crazy! I'm getting those t-shirts forfrikkinsure. Gabemeister and I got bored so we decided to go to Orchard. We started playing a game of seeing how many friends we would encounter. I, obviously, brutally owned Gabemeister even though I only won by like 2 points. If we see a guy, we get +1 pts and if we see a friend of the female species which we love so much, we get +2 pts. Today was pretty okay, I guess. Would've been way better if more people came.

Okay, that was about what I did these few days in a nutshell. Haha. Nothing beats the feeling of your finals ending. Heh heh. Well, have an awesome time, everybody. Later.

2006-10-04T18:22:00.000+08:00

Okay. Lemme tell you guys my current status regarding the EOYs.

1) I failed Physics.
2) I failed Chemistry.
3) I'm going for Concentration Camp.
4) I think I need professional help for my Sciences.
5) I think E Jin is good at Chemistry.

Yep. That's about it. Anybody wanna go buy a tent(Coleman, for sure. I won't do with anything else.), some marshmallows and some firewood?? I mean, we ARE going for a camp, aren't we? I was thinking maybe even get a picnic basket and a pocket radio. Cozify our study areas! All we gotta do is be optimistic about Concentration Camp. Hell, we might even have fun!

2006-09-15T22:37:00.000+08:00

Hello. Today was a really funny day. School was only half of it. During my Art exam, I was taking a little too long for my tree, right? So I only had like really little time to paint my background, right? So, I was like painting really quickly but I was only deceiving myself - The brush wasn't quick enough to save my sorry butt from handing in an incomplete piece of art. Due to the circumstances I was in, I brainstormed on how I could increase my pace in painting. Thought were running through my head. Should I find a bigger brush? Should I increase the speed of my strokes to a faster one? Nah. Those were dumb ideas. I thought of the wisest, most sensible idea! Use my hand, lor. My hand is bigger than any other brush, can go ultra fast. Use hand surely the best idea, mah! So I connveniently dropped my small brush in utter disgust at the slow painting pace it gave me and I dipped my hand into paint and started painting. At this very moment, Foo Chuan Yu comes along and watches me for 3 seconds and he starts to laugh in this really high pitched monkey-scream-sounding sound really hysterically and starts making fun of me the WHOLE time. "Hey, Nick! Look." *imitates my painting stance* Omg. If he dares to mention anything about this again on Monday, he shall soon meet his demise at the hands of me. Anyway, Nathan, who will from this day forth be known as Nate Dawg, E Jin and I went to watch "John Tucker Must Die". It was pretty cool, I guess. The script was very original and that was really cool. The best part was sigh, Sophia Bush. How about she's omgomgomgomgomgomg hot and cute!!?!?! Can die, one. Seriously. She has left such a deep impression on me that I changed my blog to her name as a tribute to her!! Oh, yea, she's the one wearing the black jacket. <3<3<3 :D:D:D Okay, then we went home. Later.

2006-09-11T21:50:00.000+08:00

How about I'm seriously pissed at Samuel for like, getting me hooked onto saying 'how about' at the beginning and at the end of everyfrikkinthing I say??? How about I've been saying 'how about' like crazy! How about I think if I don't say 'how about' for one whole day I might not like, survive? How about that?! How about I just understood what Singlish really is today after my English teacher like, told us the real meaning of Singlish? How about I went fishing with Samuel like off the shore of Tioman Island and caught like 10 fish? How about that?? How about the boat that we was on was like the worst boat like, EVER?? I'll start off with the beds, uh, I mean sponge with a mat over it, uh, I mean sponge-looking fungus covered over with a moist mat. Yea, that's what it was. A sponge-looking fungus covered over with a moist mat. How about it was like, the worst thing to sleep on? I woke up like a gibberallioklahomallion times because of that? How about that?? How about waking up so many times in like 5 seconds is not like, healthy?? Not only that, how about the boat was like flippin' reeking of squid and fish and sweat and piss and who knows what else. How about I only smelt good because I used my 'Body Shop' products?? How about that?? I wonder what I'd do without that shop. Oh, yea. Samuel thinks it's fun to piss directly outta the boat but I begged to differ cuz how about I'm a civilized human being who enjoys using the toilet like civilized human beings do?? Heh heh. But I guess the trip was good overall. Especially when it was at night. There were nice cool breezes. Sam and I sat at the tip of the boat. LOL! (you guys who were with us in the library, especially Nathan, will get that joke.) Anyway, I gotta go now. Later.

2006-09-04T15:22:00.000+08:00

This post is dedicated to the person whose passion for animals and for what he was doing far exceeds anybody else I know. He was a friendly, lovable, fun, cheerful, outgoing and in other words, one of a kind. He's been in the animal business since as long as I can remember and I am sad to say that he isn't here with us anymore. This man is Steve Irwin, a.k.a The Crocodile Hunter. He was killed by a stingray in a freak accident where his left chest was punctured by a strike of the stingray which also pierced into his heart. He died at the scene. My greatest pity is for his wife, Terri, for her loss cannot be explained through words. Rest In Peace, Stevie. We will always remember you.

p.s. Anybody up for stingray at Newton Circus? I'm in the mood for some of that.

2006-09-03T18:09:00.000+08:00

Okay. This post is dedicated to my 2 awesome friends, Xin Jie and Aries. They have worked their butts off helping me with my new blogskin. I must admit, Aries, that I am pretty impressed with your blogging powers. I underestimated your skills. This blogskin is the prettiest, cutest, sweetest most adorable thing EVER because of Tifa hunny bunny boo boo baby Lockheart. Yes, it is. I am NEVER changing this skin UNLESS I get a good pic of sigh, Anne Hathaway. And when that day comes.... Sorry Xin Jie and Aries. You're gonna hafta help me with my blog again. =) You guys are my pals. Anyway, I played Scrabble last night with my family. Haha. It was really great. We haven't bonded like that for nearly 4 or 5 years already and it was pretty nice of Dad to take time off and miss his 10pm news to play with us. Also, before that, we had a really, really good meal at Balmoral Park or something. The restaurant's called "Shanghainese" or something and DDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN, they serve some pretty good shit. I swear I never tasted vegetables, meat and noodles so good. DAMN! And the Xiao Long Bao OWNED me completely, literally and with its taste. The soup trapped in the delicious steamed walls of the Xiao Long Bao scalded my tongue and now my tongue hurts. Seriously, that shit was good. Heh heh. Oh yea, Mom bought me more L'oreal Paris gel!! I LOVE MY MOM!! She really knows how to work her way to my heart. That sweet-smelling styling agent. Sigh. =) Speaking of my mom, she's pretty good at Scrabble, I must say. She was hot on my heels last night but I overcame the odds by beating her with a good 40 points. Good fight, Mom, good fight. We shall see if you can bring my reign of supremacy to a halt the next time. Until then, I shall remain King of Scrabble - in my household. =) One last thing. I seriously need a haircut, man. My hair looks so weird right now it's not even funny. I was thinking of shaving bald again but nah, the chicks don't like it so I don't wanna shave myself bald. =P I'm just kidding. Don't think my life revolves around girls only. There's much more to my life than just girls. =) I like "That's so Raven" and chicken wings and erasers too. Later.

2006-09-02T20:46:00.000+08:00

testing testing 1 2 3

2006-09-01T22:03:00.000+08:00

Hello. We went to Sakae Sushi yesterday and that was really fun. Haha. More of E Jin's antics again. Lemme quote him. "Eh, let's just eat the toppings of the sushi, put all the rice in a bowl and tell the waitress that we didn't order rice." LOL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Aren't the exact words but it was more or less what he said. HAHA!! Omg. I love you E Jin for your random funnyness which is super ultra consistent which means you are randomly funny consistently which makes you a funny person. Sigh, unfortunately, Nathan Cool couldn't make it that afternoon because of his, ughh, tuition. Tuition totally ruins a person's social life, man. Also, Yong Kun and I were being very nice to each other, always offering a share of our sushi to the other. Yong Kun is my pal. Oh yea, we watched "The Devil Wears Prada" before eating and DAMN, it was really, really good. Anne Hathaway is just the most adorable thing on the face of this earth!! I love her!!! I love her!!! I love her!!!! :) Marry me la!! Omg. Meryl Streep was amazing. Her acting is really good. Man, I'd watch that shit again if I had the chance or the cash. Heh heh. That day seriously burnt a hole in the hole of my pocket - that means I am seriously, SERIOUSLY broke. After that, we went to Pacific Mall and took a look around "That CD Shop." I bought 2 albums, one of which has a really cool sound to it and the other turning out to be a really psycho album. I seriously regret buying that CD - Mudvayne was the name of the band. Don't buy it people. Unless you're a really mean person cuz those songs are meant for mean people. Lol. Anyway, the name of the other band is "God Street Wine," I don't recommend you buy the album but I recommend you to download the song, "Princess Henrietta." It's really nice. Haha. Anyway, I'mma leave now. Later.

2006-08-23T21:40:00.000+08:00

Hello, everybody. I have discovered a talent I never knew I had - I'm pretty sick at soccer if I do say so myself. I was playing soccer for about 45 minutes after my Art lesson just now and goodness, am I good or am I awesome? Hell, I'm FLIPPIN' ASS OWNING at soccer. My gosh. The balls that come into contact with my feet almost don't leave my feet. It's like they were glued to my feet or something. I tried releasing it but I just couldn't. Yea, you guys get the idea. Don't even make me start on my shooting. Well, I'mma tell you about my owning shooting whether you like it or not. Just now, my buddy, Isa, passed me a magnificent pass which lead to another goal for my collection of goals of which I do not know the numerical value of. I aimed the ball in approximately 0.021 seconds and rammed that ball into the goal with such precision and skill. Sigh. I really can't understand why I'm this sick at soccer. Oh, right. There was an interesting kick which I made that ended our soccer fun. I aimed the ball directly at the top lefthand corner of the goal and kicked the ball with about 7.3 / 345342123 of my real strength and the ball disappeared into thin air while making it's way to it's destination. Nobody really knows what actually happened to the ball but I'm betting that it must have surpassed the speed of light by AT LEAST 68 times and therefore burning itself into pure nothingness. Yes, that must have happened. Anyway, That's beside the point. The point is I'm sick at soccer and there ain't shit you babies can do about it cept' for drinking milk and sulking at the corner wearing a "loser" hat over another hat saying, "Nick owns soccer". Mm hmm. That's all you kids can do. =) I'm just kidding. Actually, I'm really quite a loser at soccer and I just crapped all that shit out. Oh yea, I got my ass owned by this Sec 1 dude. He's definitely, DEFINITELY, no doubt about it, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT, an Agility based character who has already maxed out his "Footwork" skills. He stole the ball from me countless times. Grr. Heh heh. Anyway, my super ULTRA cute cousin is chillin' at my crib and I'mma spend some time with her. Later.

2006-08-20T00:31:00.000+08:00

Oh yeah. My buddies, Crystal Nathan and Chinmeister, and I went ice skating yesterday. I also have some new-found friends such as, Anton(not sure if that's the way his name is spelt), Daryl, Amhil and Darren. I kinda forgot the other 2. Sorry. Anyway, we were skating around, pushing each other, laughing our heads off at each other's lousyness at skating. But I hope you guys know that it's all fun and games until somebody's finger gets sliced off by the blades of the skates. When that happens, heh heh, we won't be laughing so much anymore, now would we? Anyway, there were A LOT of kids out there, probably because they got a day off due to the PSLE oral examinations. One of those kids was REALLY cute! I'll call her Boo Boo from now on cuz she deserves a cute name like that. I mean, if she wasn't super mega ultra cute, I'd probably just call her Mary or something. But she was THAT damn cute so I'm calling her Boo Boo which is a cute name. Anyway, Boo Boo was really funny. She was stalking Nathan and I for a while but then she stopped stalking me - I think she stopped because she felt kinda intimidated by my massive canvas. Though she stopped following me, that didn't mean she would stop chasing Nathan around. Nathan was speeding at the speed of something quite fast as Boo Boo was hot on his trail. Nathan fled to the outside of the rink, his ass getting wildly chased by Boo Boo. Boo Boo was on fire, I must say. She could keep up with Nathan's incredible power ranger-like speed. Nobody knows why Boo Boo kept on chasing Nathan but I'm guessing she was so interested in Nathan because he was wearing a PINK collar shirt. Anyway, Nathan finally scrambled outta the rink and that was when Boo Boo FINALLY gave up her aggressive and relentless pursuit. I must add that Boo Boo is quite a fit little girl. I could tell she could and would carry on chasing Nathan for another few more years if she felt like it. Lol. Nathan, on the contrary, succumbed to fatigue after being chased by an anklebiter for a FEW MINUTES. - . -" Shame on you, Nathan. You got owned by a 3 year old! =) Heh heh. Anyway, that was about the most interesting thing that happened at the rink. So we finished skating and we headed to Orchard for our buffet lunch at Sakae Sushi. The food was pretty good this time. I'm so glad we didn't get a single order of ugh, Tamago. Yuck to the max, man. That shit is wack. Anyway, lunch was good overall. Oh, then Nathan, Chinmeister, Jon, Yi Sheng and I went to go watch "Break Up." I thought it was pretty good cuz the fight scenes were really realistic. Like seriously, it was so real it wasn't even funny. Besides that, Vince Vaughn was really lame, as usual. Haha. I LOVED the Acapella group, "The Tone Rangers," LOL!!! That shit was crazy good. After the movie, we went home. I walked to the bus stop and realized I forgot to bring my EZ link card and I had to take a cab home. That was about it that day. Pretty good. =) We should go ice skating more. I like it.

2006-08-16T01:11:00.000+08:00

Don't we look like fantabulously-amazingly-awesomely awesome-coolness overflowing-mega ultra super dee friggin duper COOL? We spent like a whole hour dressed up in fantabulously-amazingly-awesomely awesome-coolness overflowing-mega ultra super dee friggin duper hot clothes. We were sweatin' mad dawgZ, yo. Shit, guy. It was so flippin' hot we almost melted into nothingness. We took way more pictures than this but I picked this one cuz I thought it looked the coolest. I'm the one on the extreme left, my childhood friend, Alex, is beside me, my older brother, Dan is beside him and the little cute munchkin beside him's my younger brother, Bry. Heh heh. Well, there's nothing much to write about so if y'all could just tag my blog, that'd be awesome. Thanks.

My apologies

2006-08-14T00:46:00.000+08:00

Hello, everybody. For those of you who already forgotten me because I haven't updated in nearly 1 or 2 months, my apologies. Well, there hasn't really been anything nice to write about lately. Also, my laziness definitely contributes to my not updating of my blog. Anyway. I'll try to make this post a long one to make up for it. Oh yeah, special thanks goes out to Tze Lin Chew for reminding me about the joys of blogging. Heh heh.

Okay, I have a few things to write about..
1. RGS Dance Night
2. Haven
3. Jerome Koh

Okay. About the RGS Dance Night... HOW ABOUT IT'S LIKE SUPER MEGA ULTRA SUPER DEE DUPER UBER FANTABULOUSLY SPECTASTICAL?!?! HOW ABOUT LIKE, I LOVED IT A LOT AND THE ATMOSPHERE WAS LIKE, OH MY GOODNESS?! Yep. It was that damn good - to me at least. I went to the concert with my friends, Gabemeister and Hanyee. We went there to show our support for our favourite dancer EVER, Koh Zheng Ning. How about she owned? She was owning the dance, man. She should've gotten a solo. I keep telling her that but she keeps stuffing her face non-stop with humble pie, saying, "It's not my dance, it's everybody's dance." I'm like, "Stop stuffing you face with humble pie, Zheng Ning." Sigh. Sometimes she's just too nice. I mean like seriously, she had owning aura oozing outta the pores of her skin, man. I could feel her powerfulness from so far away. And she is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO flipping owning at hip hop?? She's like a natural at it. I could feel flow and passion in her dancing. She was crazy. She was so good it's not even funny, man, seriously. AND she got so many flowers. How cool is getting flowers? It's pretty damn cool if ya ask me. I never got flowers before. Grr. And I seriously want to.

Now, about "Haven." HOW ABOUT IT WAS SUPER MEGA ULTRA UBER DEE DUPER SUPER ULTRA CYBORG MONSTER KILLING CHICKEN RICE EATING POWER RANGER DESTROYING BUTTERCUP SMACKING AEROPLANE FLYING OWNING??? No wonder it took so long to produce "Haven." It was truly awesome. The songs and everything were crazy amazing. Also, I went with my friends, Gabemeister, Leon and E Jin to watch it. We all loved the play and Gabemeister and E Jin even went to watch it for the second time later at night. I gotta use the washroom.

Okay, I'm back. *sets laptop onto the top of my lap* There. Okay. Now, about Jerome Koh. Jerome Koh has been my friend since Primary 4. We had many good and bad times together. I remember how we used to fight over stupid things like the Mandarin Vocabulary Handbook. Remember the incident, Jerome? I know you do. I won't mention it. Okay, lemme cut to the chase, okay? Okay. Jerome here, whom from now on shall be known as HUM(cockel. the things you find in char kway teow) until further notice, wants me to mention more about him in my blog so I shall do just that. HUM says we don't spend much time together anymore ever since the beginning of the year - I have Art and he plays soccer quite a lot nowadays. HUM suggests that we spend more quality time together as HUM feels that we're not doing much of that. I'm cool with that. But now HUM suddenly says I don't have the right to call him HUM anymore because of a recent incident. He claims he's done something courageous which I should show him some respect for. But I beg to differ because of another recent incident. I can't tell the public what the incidents are because they're highly confidential and if I told you about it, I'd have to murder you with rubber bands and marshmallows. I'm sure you've read my earlier post which informs you my deadliness with those two lethal weapons. Anyway, it's really late now and I think I'll be going off to bed now. HUM's story will be updated regularly to keep you guys informed about what's going on. Later.

Battle of the Bands

2006-07-22T08:34:00.000+08:00

Hey, everybody. This is my first post in nearly a month. Sorry about that. There wasn't much to write about nowadays. Anyway, "Battle of the Bands" took place last night at our school and it was a helluva show. ACS (Independent) was really good but ACS (Barker) was even gooder cuz they beat us. They were kickin some major ass. Sick stuff. Crazy pro guitarists. Awesome vocals. In other words, they deserved to win. No doubt about it. I must say that the other schools were really good too. Sigh. These are the people who make me feel like droppin the guitar like it's hot, and pickin up a ball and just stick to what I do. BUT I WANNA BE MUSICALLY INCLINED TOO!!!! Grr. Suddenly, I hear a voice.

"?!?!?!" thinks myself.

"Calm down, Nicky boy. Calm down."

"W-who i-is t-t-that?" I asked curiously, an element of fear in my voice - nobody else was in the room.

"It's me, you dumbass. When someone talks to you but nobody is in the room, that means it's Your Conscience."

"M-m-my c-c-conscience??" I stammered. "Hey! Is that how I really sound like when I talk to people? That is so weird!! I ALWAYS thought I sounded like a mix of Tarzan and Pocahontas!!"

"Shut up you moronical dipstick. I am here to show you the way, how do you guys say, lar? Don't give me that "show me the way to what? School?" kinda crap cuz that would really infuriate.......

"Show me the way to what? School?" I asked inquisitively.

"..........." thinks My Conscience. "Yes, to school. Take a bus 184 and then..... OBVIOUSLY NOT!!!! Holy geez."

"Oh. So what are you gonna show me the way to?"

"I will show you the way to become....... The Guitarist."

"Aiyoh, don't want la. Confirm cannot one. I see "Battle of the Bands" guitarists I don't wanna play liao la."

"Hmm. You're right. You are pretty lousy come to think of it. Drop the guitar, YOU LOUSY, PATHETIC...... GUY!!!

"Okay." I said. "It's gonna be pretty hard, though. But I'll get over it. It'll take a while, I'm sure.... Sigh..... YO, WHO WANTS TO TAKE IN A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I never thought I'd get over it in the same sentence."

Hmm. That was an interesting conversation I had with My Conscience. Anyway, my brother and his friends and I are gonna go on a LAN marathon later!!! WAHOOOO!!! Funness!!! Well, I'm outta here. Later.

2006-07-09T22:45:00.000+08:00

hey people. havent blogged in 4 and a half years. eh, i mean a few weeks. my bad. theres really nothing much to blog about these days. haha. OH! i wanna tell everybody that i like Paris Hilton's song, "Stars are blind". HAHAHA. yay!!

Paris: even though the gods are crazy.
Hilton: even though the stars are blind.
Paris: if you show me real love, baby.
Hilton: ill show you mine.

YEAH!! cool song. whee. i went stationery shoppin today. fun. fun. fun. i bought pencils to draw and erasers for erasing stuff and pens to write and sharpeners for sharpening pencils. oh yea. my brother and i went to Marche with his friends to eat dinner and the food was reeeeeaaaaaallllllyyyyy good. *smacks lip* the lamb shoulder was seriously the biggest chunk of meat ever. holy moly macaroni. it was bigger than a cow. omgomgomgomg. and a cow is frikkin huge just so you know. but it was so yummy i almost died of yummyness. omgomgomgomg. im bored. i dont wanna blog anymore. later.

Twentieth Post

2006-06-30T18:53:00.000+08:00

Hello, everybody. Aaah. I just had a lovely, super energy-recharging nap. Why, it was such an awesomeness-overflowing nap that it feels like I just woke up from hibernation. Now I know how bears feel like after they wake up from a deep slumber throughout winter when it is super duper cold and they are snuggled up in their caves with blankets made from the skin of they're prey. I almost had the same scenario. I turned on the A/C to give the room a winterish feeling and I snuggled in my blanket that had Mickey Mouse on it to take the place of the animal skin blanket. Yay. I'm getting a super cool guitar part for my guitar. Gulp, but the problem is that I don't think I'm worthy of owning that kickass part. Sigh. To buy or not to buy? OF COURSE THAT AIN'T THE QUESTION LA!!! SIAO AR?!? I'm getting my guitar hooked up with that shit no matter what!!! LOL! You must be NUTS if you think that just because I ain't good enough to own such a part that I won't get it. NO WAY! It's mine, baby. All mine. And there ain't nothing you girls can do about it!! =)
When I am rich enough, I shall purchase for myself this CRAZYASS SUPER COOL guitar called, "The Warlock". Just the name makes me tremble. I bet if I touched it, the magic of it would flow in my veins like blood does. I'd call myself "The Wizard" if I had that guitar. But the thing is that it's 9 big ones. Not something I'm looking forward to save up. 900 bucks can buy me alot of things, y'know. First of all, I'm sure you guys in my class have heard this, but I'm gonna remind you once again about how important money is. In the olden times, 1 cent could buy you a bowl of fish porridge. So if you had $900.00, and you somehow found a way to travel back in time, be it spinning a cup so fast you go back in time or eating a time-reversing concoction like chocolate syrup with broccoli and eyelashes, you would have enough dough to buy 90000 bowls of fish porridge. Just say you have one bowl of fish porridge for every meal. That means you have 90000/3 = 30000 days of food. Now isn't that something to think about?! Okay, enough of all this. I wanna eat my dinner. See you guys.

Nineteenth Post

2006-06-28T20:47:00.000+08:00

Hey, people. We're back in school and I hope all of y'all have enjoyed the first few days. I know I haven't. First of all, I get myself dao-ed by very close friends who should recognize me even if I were dressed like a girl, wearing a mask and were FACELESS. But nooooooo, kids nowadays love to eat dao you with dao geh. Friends walk past me like they don't know me, bump into me without saying a word of sorry. But there are better cases, I must say. Some of my friends stare at me for 10 seconds like they actually remember me and I get my hopes all high, thinking what a true friend he is for remembering me but nooooooooooo, he stares at me like he knows me and THEN walks off like he doesn't know me. Grr. Angryness. Furyness. Pissedness. Madness. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. Okay, I feel much better. Now, to whine even more. I hurt my ankle the second time I play Basketball in school. Grr-ness. Totally not cool. Having an injured ankle is somebody who's-gonna-take-New-South-Wales-English-paper-the-next-day's worst nightmare EVER. NOBODY could do a New South Wales English paper when they have an injured ANKLE. I mean, they hafta WRITE, y'know. But I, being my determined, strong-willed, courageous self, still managed to pull off a rather okay piece of writing which I feel is very commendable. Okay, moving on to more optimistic thoughts. This Friday is Youth Day celebrations! We get to dress casual. It's gonna be a real fun time, playing Basketball streetball style, streetball apparell. WAHOO! Anyways, I'll update soon. See ya guys!

Eighteenth Post

2006-06-25T21:22:00.000+08:00

Hello. School's reopening tomorrow. But I'm kinda excited actually. The reasons are as follows.

1. I wanna use the lift with Samuel because I know we're not allowed to.

2. I wanna do my "The Super Cool Gabemeister And Nickmeister Handshake That Owns Everybody Else's" with The Gabemeister.

3.I wanna pinch the backmeat of my classmates and hear them scream for mercy and then let them go only when they start retaliating.

4. I wanna do lame things with Nathan and Mudduphess a.k.a Hesson.

5. I wanna buy Mee Porrrrrk, Pixie Doodles, Curry Chick, More Fun and The Sacred Donut at the SAC.

6. I wanna go for Chemistry lessons cuz I like mixing stuff together and see what happens, always hoping an explosion would occur.

7. I wanna go to the library and talk about how cool Beyblades are. Like how one tiny baby Beyblade can destroy a hundred storey building and how Beyblades respond to their master's instructions and also talk about how the Beyblades can create whirlwinds and suck people into it so that my friends and I can sulk in a corner, whining about why such things don't happen in reality.

8. I wanna make Samuel get mad at me by pinching his face until he says, "STOP IT, STOP IT!!" Yes, he says "Stop it" twice. That is the reason why it is so enjoyable to bother him.

9. I wanna throw huge-gantical paper balls at The Gabemeister and pretend that I did not do it so that The Gabemeister will throw the huge-gantical paper ball at an innocent party and they will get into a fight and I can start eating my candy and enjoy the show.

10. I wanna stay in class during my free periods and raise up my hands to answer questions to which I do not know the answer to as I don't take the subject.

Seventeenth post

2006-06-24T01:49:00.000+08:00

Hello, citizens of this island a.k.a The Garden City a.k.a Singapore a.k.a the place where the stress level is up to your eyeballs and sometimes even above your whole body because there is just way too much stress to contain in your body so it has to go above the body. Right now, I am going through a ginormous-tically huge-gantically big amount of pressure. Yes, it's about the hairless head of mine which rests on my shoulders - school will be a problem for sure. This is uh.... what do you call it.... SOCIAL SUICIDE???? But no matter. I have chose to walk this path of hairlessness. I shall NOT bow down and admit defeat to this ginormous-tically huge-gantically big amount of pressure. I know that this is a test of my bravery, courage, willpower and determination and it is also one which I will pass with not flying but even better than flying with colours as I know I have a big heart and that nothing will get me down. NOTHING!! Except for my greatest fears of somebody throwing away Nutella into the garbage bin or if a clown were to jump me and take away the buttons on my shirt. So therefore, NOBODY TRY TO GET ME DOWN BY USING MY GREATEST FEARS AGAINST ME!! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT CUZ IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, I WILL GO TO YOUR HOUSE THE DAY YOU THINK ABOUT IT AND KILL YOU WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND A RUBBER BAND. I'M WARNING YOU. I AM A LETHAL WEAPON AND A VERY MEAN PERSON WITH MARSHMALLOWS AND RUBBER BANDS. So therefore, kindly heed my advice. Love you guys... until you guys try to pull a fast one on me... then I KILL THE CRAP OUTTA YOU!!! =)

Sixteenth Post

2006-06-17T15:07:00.000+08:00

Hey, people. I went to the CN tower today and boy, is that tower tall. We went to this level which was nearly 400m up in the sky and stood on glass floor. Yes, that was a frighteningly fun experience. There were some crazy asses who started jumping on the glass and I was all -_-". If that thing were to break, you ain't jumping for good. Lol. Then, we went to this mega awesome once-you-eat-it-you-will-die Japanese restaurant. The food was really good. I stuffed my face like mad with sushi, beef, soup, handrolls, chicken, pork, fruits. Yes, it was crazy as hell. Stuffing my face at a crazy ass pace like I was in some kinda race. So what's the story in Singapore, you guys? Come on! Update the blogs, man! I know I haven't updated mine in ages. My apologies, people. Well, I'mma go now. Later.

Fourteenth Post

2006-06-12T19:49:00.000+08:00

I believe that in this world, everybody has something which they live for. I am no different. Ever since I bought this Kernels 'White Cheddar' popcorn seasoning, there has been a whole new meaning to my life. Yes. The cheesaliciously cheddarishiously delicious cheesy cheddar seasoning has definitely changed my life 180 degrees. Before I bought it, I was just a kid with lame jokes. Now, I am proud to say that I am a kid with lame AND cheesy jokes. Oh my goodness, right?? I know. Being cheesy isn't easy peasy lemon squeezy cuz it really makes you queezy. But being queezy is a small price to pay for the cheddaradical deliciousness of the white cheddar seasoning. I would bring back some to Singapore, it's just that I'm not sure if you guys can take the power. If you guys think you're powerful enough to eat the sacred cheese of the west, then tell me so. I will see if you are ready. If you're not strong enough, I kindly suggest you don't EVEN think about 'trying.' This cheese's power is so serious that you might DIE just thinking about it. Yes, it's some sorta cheesy cerebral assassin. So, if you don't wanna die yet, but you're determined to try this mega awesomeness-oozing-outta-it cheddar seasoning, please start training your cheese-power capacity by starting out slow and easy. Try eating Kraft first, then Philadelphia, then Nacho cheese. Once you don't feel queezy anymore, you MIGHT be ready to take on this might-kill-you-cuz-it's-sick-powerful cheese. Sigh, but PLEASE make sure you're ready... I don't wanna see my friends dying at the hands of my beautiful, delicious, cute, salty, sweet, small, aromatic White Cheddar. PLEASE do not do anything rash. Thanks.

Thirteenth Post

2006-06-09T20:06:00.000+08:00

Hello, fellow homosapiens. As you can see in my first picture, my brother has me in a position in which rendered me completely immobile and caused me indescribable and unimaginable agonizing agony. I really wished I could say that actually I had everything under control but I'm sad to say that that was not the case at that point of time as my brother had locked me in his infamous spontaneous and ever-changing body lock submission move to which I tapped out after a brief but painful 3 seconds. I must say that move is pretty serious.
That girl on the left is my cousin and she's the funnest and cutest person in the world! She hangs out with all of us alot cuz we're only a few years apart. She's 19 turning 20. Her basketball skills are superior and I got my sorry ass kicked in 1v1 against her. She's one of the best girl basketballers in the whole of Toronto or Canada, I'm not really sure. All I know that behind that sweet and fun-loving girl, she's a crazy aggresssive basketball player. LOVE HER!
Yes. That is me and yes, that is an 'N' on the back of my head. The barbers here are awesome. I got my hair cut at Nappy's. It's a black barber. Really cool people. I might wanna keep this hairstyle so if anybody wants to buy my Gatsby, I'M NOT SELLING IT TO YOU!!! I bet you thought I was gonna say, 'I will sell it to you,' didn't you?! WELL, NO!!! I've betrayed L'oreal already, ain't NO WAY I'm turning my back on Gatsby. You guys must be kidding me.
Yes, that is my lil brother and I. We took that picture on the first day in Toronto. Sigh, I kinda miss my old hair but whatever. This new hairstyle is something I hafta live with whether I like it or not. Actually I do like it so it doesn't matter.
Yes, that's my darling lil sister playing catch with my older brother as you can see the baseball glove on her hand. She is pretty good, I must say, for a small girl. I hope she joins Softball when she gets bigger. That would be really cool.

Hello, Singapore!

2006-06-08T15:11:00.000+08:00

Who is that handsome dude?!?!?! Why, it's just lil ol' me. That's who that handsome dude staring at you while you stare at him with your jaws so wide open I can even see what you ate for your last meal just with my picture. You're probably very extremely mega dee duper ultra confused as to why I shaved off my mega super ultra jaw-dropping awesome super cool hairstyle so I'mma tell you why I did it - I felt like it. Sigh, but don't I look just as good or even better than before?! I'M JUST KIDDING!! Heh heh. The second day after I got my hair cut, I woke up in the morning and I started looking for my hair. LOL. But I must admit this hairstyle is much less time-consuming and less troublesome and in addition, after I take a shower, all I hafta do is PLACE the towel on my head and when I lift it up later, it's comepletely dry. Isn't that cool? Yes, it is. Therefore, I must admit that this hairstyle is growing on me rapidly. Rapid-er than Rapidash or rapid-er than something really, really rapid. Okay, enough about the hairdo. Canada has been awesome, been chillin with my cousin like crazy! She's the funnest girl EVER! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!! I gotta sleep now, later buddies.

Eleventh Post

2006-06-06T00:42:00.000+08:00

See what Dan and I are pointing at in total disgust? Yes, very well done, people. It is indeed a very fun toy known as The Slinkie. We bought it just two days ago and I almost ruined it after ONLY playing with it for 5 minutes. My brother played with it a little longer, say 15 minutes? He completely ruined it after that. After a thorough analysis of how The Slinkie's met his demise at the hands of us truly, we came to a conclusion. Slinkies just don't last because whatever my brother and I touch, it usually takes at LEAST 1 day before it gets ruined.

Tenth Post

2006-06-03T16:19:00.000+08:00

Hey, you guys. Today was really funny. I went out with some of my older brother's friends and they're like, really fun. Especially this guy called Daniel Sloan. He's really, really lame and I think that's really cool cuz being lame is cool and being cool is lame and being lame is cool and being cool is lame and I like eating Char Siew. I came home for dinner and then my older brother and I took some pictures and videos of us 'skating' outside the house. I would upload the videos but I forgot to bring the CD to install the software which allows me to do so. I'll see if I can upload it when I get back. Oh yeah, the weather here is awesome. Well, at least today it was. When it gets hot, it gets really, really hot. The temperature even went up to a 38 degrees celcius. I hope the weather stays as cool as today cuz nice weather is cool. I am looking forward to do more lame stuff with my relatives and I hope y'all got my back. =) I'mma go to bed now cuz it's what... 4.30 IN THE MORNING?!?! Later, dudes.

Ninth Post

2006-06-02T17:11:00.000+08:00

Hello, people. This is Nick here. I am in Toronto right now after a FRIKKIN long ride from Singapore. Man, it feels great to be here once again. The smell of the canadian air, the smell of Tim Horton's Donuts, the smell of my cousins house. Everything smells the exact same as it did 2 years ago. I am currently suffering a really serious case of jetlag. Heh heh. But I don't care! =) Hmm, my brother and I are probably gonna go play some pool with some of his friends. Hope I don't feel too left out. Hmm, I'mma go read some Archie comics now so I'll catch ya guys some other time. There will be pictures and videos uploaded after the trip, for sure. Come check it out some time.

Eighth Post

2006-05-31T22:28:00.000+08:00

Okay, this is my lastest blog before I leave for Toronto. First of all, I had a MEGAZORDful of fun at Orchard with my 2 buddies, Nathan and Joshy Woshy. 'Bench Warmers' was awesome. Really funny stuff, man. I was laughing so hard I got cheek cramps. I know Nathan and Josh had a good time too! Grr. MAKING FUN OF ME WHEN I EAT CUZ MY HAIR MOVES!!! Man, it sucks to have hair-that-moves-and-makes-people-laugh-when-you-eat. People make fun of you. Haha. After our dinner, we went to HMV where Nathan started pressing his favourite CDs onto his face. I start mimicking him by pressing lame albums contrary to the cool ones he chose. He told me to stop and I therefore, did. We came across this Mary J Blige album and I looked at it for a second and noticed that it contained a song that I liked singing - Be without you. I started singing to Nathan and Nathan once more, told me to stop. I therefore, did, once more. After Nathan had purchased what he had gone to purchase, we went back to Takashimaya. We bought Orange Julius drinks and DDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMMM, they was as good as ever. Then we split like bananas and I waved goodbye to Nathan and Josh as tears trickled down my rosy cheeks. Wait, I mean my oily cheeks. Sigh. I walked towards the bus stop as I reminisced the super fun times we had - like how Leon, Gabriel, Nathan and I would have a mini "Sweet Child O Mine" concert in class. Leon and I proudly bringing to you the vocals. Or how Nathan, Big Mak-aroni-n-cheese, Chiam and I would make fun of building-destroying Beyblades and the English-comprehensive Bit-beasts. Also, the Mee Pork, Pixie Doodles, More Fun and Curry Chick. What about the Totally Spies shit, huh? Damn, those were the good old days, eh? But now that is all a thing of the past. I don't know how I'll cope with this psychological assault. Sigh. But I am sure there's nothing some Nutella and WWE can't fix. I should be able to get over this tragedy in about 15 minutes tops. Nevertheless, this is a sad moment for myself. This shall be my last blog till, uh, lemme see, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 hours. Until then, take care you guys!

Seventh Post

2006-05-31T09:53:00.000+08:00

Hello, like, people. Today is like, my last day like, here in the wonderfully coolness-overflowing place called Singapore. I will like, be leaving for like, Canada like, tomorrow morning. Heh heh. Don't worry, guys. I'll update my blog like, to the best of my like, ability. Actually, I'll definitely update it like, alot. With my like, lameass of a like, brother like, around, lame stuff happen and my blog being like, a lame one, will like, definitely be updated with em. I wanna say a huge sorry to like, Tzelin cuz I'll like, miss out on like, the YouthGoneWild concert. I was like, looking forward to like, hanging out but then I found out I would be like, a day late for it. My apologies. Also, I'd like to take this time to like thank my buddy Nathan for like, coolifying my blog. Somehow, he did it so well that there is still like, an essence of like, lameness in it. You're an awesome blog-designer-that-doesn't-coolify-somebody's-blog-and-eradicates-his-lameness. We're like, gonna go watch 'Bench Warmers' like, later on this like, evening. WHAT?!?! Didju just ask me like, the dumbest question on like, Earth?!? Nathan, can you like, believe these kids like, don't know what 'Bench Warmers' is?!? Goodness. It's only like, the coolest movie....... like, EVER!!!! =) Well, I'm gonna go like, play some Silkroad online like, now. You guys take like, care, eh? See ya guys like, soon!

Sixth Post

2006-05-30T11:38:00.000+08:00

This is a very serious announcement I'm gonna make. WHO HAS SEEN MY KNEE GUARD?!?! Whoever finds it, text me or call me and you'll receive an extra handsome reward from me - 2 paper clips, 5 rubber bands and you'll love this, toe nail clippings that are so fungusy, they're green (don't ask where they came from. You don't wanna know.) This reward has been handsomified from the original $25. Hope you people appreciate it. Thanks.

Fifth Post

2006-05-29T23:52:00.000+08:00

Okay this is a poem for all you people who have patronized my blog. You guys rock.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Honey is sweet
But you are more.

Okay okay. Please don't compliment my poetry. I know it's really deep and may take you guys some time to uncover its hidden meaning and I'm a natural rhymer but compliments about it is not what I'm short of. Aite, peace.

Fourth Post

2006-05-29T22:34:00.000+08:00

Hello. I'd like everybody to understand that banana's are the nastiest stuff on the face of this planet which we also know as Earth. First of all, They REEK!!!!! Like, seriously. Second of all, they're so nasty I'd rather eat durian. No wait, actually I think bananas are better than durians anytime. Hmm, actually bananas are pretty nice compared to durians but they still suck individually. Okay here is a conversation Nathan and I had about bananas.

Me: YUCK! I just ate a banana! Nasty stuff, man.

Nathan: Bananas are yellow.

Me: Yes, they are.

Nathan: The colour of yellow actually means total 'banging-your-head-on-the-wall happiness'.

Me: LOL

Nathan: Therefore, eating a banana would grant you the ultimate happiness plus the side effects of you shoving your head into a nearby concrete wall.

Third Post

2006-05-29T22:00:00.000+08:00

Okay. What is this place you ask? Nowhere, it's nothing really.... JUST THE AWESOMEST AND BESTEST place where the YUMMIEST IN THE TUMMIEST ice cream known as Ben & Jerry's is sold at!!! This place, is a sanctuary for everybody. The tired, the hungry, the sad and the happy. It's a miracle that they actually sell that stuff to us mere humans. We're seriously overestimating ourselves. Grr. What are we? We're nothing but a big chunk of meat but here we are stuffing our faces with this small piece of heaven. We're not even close to worthy of even looking at Ben & Jerry's ice cream, let alone eat it. Ben & Jerry's ice cream is so yummy and satisfying I don't mind dying while eating it and getting revived just so I can die of eating it once more. It's more than worth it. Seriously.

Second Post

2006-05-28T04:59:00.000+08:00

This picture is my ex-buddy, L'oreal Paris. He was the loyalest friend ever. He was the one that allowed my hair to look the cool way that it does. He never let me down before. Notice how I refer to L'oreal with the word 'he'? This is because I treat L'oreal as a friend and not just some ordinary hairstyling agent. This friendship of ours came to an unfortunate and abrupt halt when Gatsby Clay came into my life. Gatsby has allowed my hair to look messy and cool and even remain soft unlike L'oreal which made my hair hard and neat. Even though L'oreal hates me, I do not blame him and I do not expect him to forgive me. I just hope this whole thing will just blow over and L'oreal will find it in his heart to forgive me.

First post

2006-05-28T04:53:00.000+08:00

Hello. This is my firstest post ever in my firstest blog ever. I just wanna shout out how fun I think this posting system is. It's super dee duper mega ultra fun. Whee. Fun-ness is overwhelming me. Whee. This is so fun that it's actually funner than Hor Fun. Don't say Hor Fun isn't fun. You can pick up the noodles with your chopsticks and even use the spoon to scoop up its gravy. If that's not ultimate fun, I don't know what it is so don't go dissing the Hor Fun. Okay. Cool.